January 2012
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today should be fun. my mind’ll be elsewhere the entire time but at least I get to have someone try to impress me
went over my texting by 134 lulz
everyone can fuck off and get a blackberry or call me from now on
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everybody wants what i got with you, ‘cause i’m standing on top with a killer view. inspired, feelin’ like a million, i’m one in a million. i ain’t even here i’m in outer space, like i’m Venus or Mars in the Milky Way. it’s crazy, what you’re doin’ to me, how you to it to me.
“Elaborate voicemail hoax.”
– Sterling Archer
Government is bad
Ice cream is good
welp. you don’t know why and i don’t care.
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only if for a night.
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Watchthingsstonerslike:
This is something everybody should watch.
gets me every time
only fucking blackberry would put the resend...
cool.
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i’ve had a grapefruit spoon and a knife in my purse for like 3 days because i wanted to buy a grapefruit on a break at work lol
so far i’ve went with trail mix, salad, yogurt
nothing even remotely close to grapefruit
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my friend had her baby last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m at the hospital right now to visit!!! the new hospital is giant and I’m lost…………but I found her omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Baby so cute
lol oh. it’s for troubled youth.